Gwent · The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Remastered

"A fireball? Of course. Whatever Your Imperial Majesty wishes."

"Ugly - nature's way of saying 'Stay the fuck away.'"

"Ugly - nature's way of saying 'Stay the fuck away.'"

"Ugly - nature's way of saying 'Stay the fuck away.'"

"Like a cross between a crab, a spider… and a ploughin' mountain."

"Double or nothing, aim for his cock."

"Double or nothing, aim for his cock."

"Nilfgaardian mages do have a choice: servile submission, or the gallows."

"Usually we give 'em female names." "Like Jenny?" "More like Bertha."

"Usually we give 'em female names." "Like Jenny?" "More like Bertha."

"Our mead smells like piss, do it? Easy to fix - I'll break your fuckin' nose!"

"Kill, crush, cleave!"

Saw them fight once in my life… and once was enough.

"Skellige must have a strong king. No matter what it takes."

"I aim for the knee. Always."

"I aim for the knee. Always."

"I'd do anything for Temeria. Mostly, though, I kill for her."

"I'm damn near ready to puke from boredom."

"Admit your mistakes and bury them proper - else they'll come back to haunt you."

"A vile, bloodthirsty, man-eating hag. Kind of like my mother-in-law."

"His eyes flashed under his winged helmet. Fire gleamed from his sword's blade."

"The gods help those who have better catapults."

"The gods help those who have better catapults."

"Common harpies feed on carrion. Celaeno harpies… they feed on dreams."

"They call me Sparrowhawk, know why? Because I eat rats like you for breakfast."

"The path to freedom is paved in blood, not ink."

"Know when fairy tales cease to be tales? When people start believing in them."

"Know when fairy tales cease to be tales? When people start believing in them."

"I'll bring the an Craites such glory, bards'll go hoarse singin' me praises!"

"So ye can hit a movin' target at two hundred paces. Me, too. In a storm."

"Can see the fear in their eyes. Fear o' me… fear o' Clan Dimun!"

"They'll shatter on our shields like waves on a rocky shore."

"They'll shatter on our shields like waves on a rocky shore."

"They'll shatter on our shields like waves on a rocky shore."

"The deeds of Clan Heymaey will go down in history."

"Ye're in for a poundin'."

"The sun's shinin', Dromle! The sun's shinin'! Maybe there's hope left after all…"

"When the time comes, the cockerel Kambi shall crow and awaken Hemdall."

"Born of an egg laid by a cockerel... if you believe such peasant drivel."

"Wielded correctly, a protractor can be a deadly weapon."

"Mooo!"

"Grrrrr!"

"Haven't had much luck with monsters of late, so we enlisted."

"Haven't had much luck with monsters of late, so we enlisted."

"Haven't had much luck with monsters of late, so we enlisted."

"We'll cut you up, boy. A fine broth you will make."

"I sense your pain. I see your fear…"

"I'd be your best - and last."

"Cynthia’s talents can be deadly. She needs a tight leash."

"Dandelion, you're a cynic, a lecher, a whoremonger, a liar - and my best friend."

"I know how to carry out orders, so you can shove your advice up your coal chute."

"I once made a prisoner vomit his own entrails… Ah, good times…"

"Gwent's like politics, just more honest."

"Take another step, dh'oine. You'd look better with an arrow between your eyes."

"They track like hounds, run like deer and kill like cold-hearted bastards."

"They track like hounds, run like deer and kill like cold-hearted bastards."

"They track like hounds, run like deer and kill like cold-hearted bastards."

"I've gathered all the jarls together. Now make your case."

"Hear ye now the tale of the heroic deeds of Clan an Craite."

"Some men cannot admit defeat. Some keep fighting from beyond the grave."

"When you run out of peasants, decoys also make decent arrow fodder."

"Stitch red to red, white to white, and everything will be all right."

"Worked a pickaxe all me life. Battleaxe won't be any trouble."

"Worked a pickaxe all me life. Battleaxe won't be any trouble."

"Worked a pickaxe all me life. Battleaxe won't be any trouble."

"How to fight an earth elemental? You don't. You run. Fast as you can."

“The dryad queen has eyes of molten silver, and a heart of cold-forged steel.”

“Who would think overgrown bats would have a taste for gaudy jewelry?”

"No matter what you may have heard, elves don't take human scalps. Too much lice."

"No matter what you may have heard, elves don't take human scalps. Too much lice."

"No matter what you may have heard, elves don't take human scalps. Too much lice."

“Men, the polite ones, at least, would call me a monster. A blood-drinking freak.”

"The nest! Take out the nest, or the bastards'll just keep coming!"

"Only the ignorant dismiss the importance of myths."

"Like all Thyssen men, he was tall, powerfully built and criminally handsome."

"A fiend looks a bit like a deer. An enormous, evil deer."

“Though we are now few and scattered, our hearts burn brighter than ever.”

"Fire is so delightful."

"Higher vampires embrace their victims. Fleders rip them to shreds."

"A good commander's dream... a bad one's horror."

"Fog creeps on little cat feet. Foglets creep over the bodies of their victims."

“Fork tails… Bah! Fuckers' tails're more like cleavers.”

"What have I done?" the mage cried out, frightened of his own creation.

"Magic is the highest good. It transcends all borders and divisions."

"Best part about frost - bodies of the fallen don't rot so quickly."

"Ancient sculptors' nightmarish fantasies, brought to life by bored mages."

"Blood-drinkers and corpse-eaters so foul their very ugliness paralyses foes."

"If that's what it takes to save the world, it's better to let that world die."

"If that's what it takes to save the world, it's better to let that world die."

“If ghouls are part of the Circle of Life... then it's a damn vicious circle.”

“If ghouls are part of the Circle of Life... then it's a damn vicious circle.”

“If ghouls are part of the Circle of Life... then it's a damn vicious circle.”

"Their long tongues're for slurping marrow - and whipping prey."

"Griffins like to toy with their prey. Eat 'em alive, piece by piece."

"There are many species of harpy, and all are kleptomaniacs."

"Sure, I'll patch you up. Gonna cost you, though."

"Sure, I'll patch you up. Gonna cost you, though."

"Sure, I'll patch you up. Gonna cost you, though."

"I fight for whoever's paying the best. Or whoever's easiest to rob."

"I fight for whoever's paying the best. Or whoever's easiest to rob."

"I fight for whoever's paying the best. Or whoever's easiest to rob."

"Not the best for taking cities, but great for razing them to the ground."

"When the time of the White Frost comes, Hemdall will sound the call for battle."

"Instead of mournin' the fallen, let's drink to their memory!"

"Now let's drink to Emperor of Nilfgaard - may his prick forever stay limp!"

"Plus one to morale, minus three to hearing."

"Fled one time in my life. From the Ice Giant. And I'm not a bit ashamed."

"I am a Sage. My power lies in possessing knowledge. Not sharing it."

"Ladd nahw! Kill them! Litter the earth with their entrails!"

"The Impera Brigade never surrenders. Ever."

"The Impera Brigade never surrenders. Ever."

"The Impera Brigade never surrenders. Ever."

"The Impera Brigade never surrenders. Ever."

"King or beggar, what's the difference? One dh'oine less."

“It dawns on them once they notice my scar: a realization of imminent death.”

“You gotta recalibrate the arm by five degrees.” “Do what by the what now?”

“You gotta recalibrate the arm by five degrees.” “Do what by the what now?”

“You gotta recalibrate the arm by five degrees.” “Do what by the what now?”

"Drinking the blood of the Continent since the Conjunction."

“Kill a kayran? Simple. Take your best sword... then sell it and hire a witcher.”

"If I'm to die today, I wish to look smashing for the occasion."

"We never hunt in these woods. Not even if it means the whole village starves."

"Witchers never die in their beds."

"Escape them? In the waters of Skellige? Good luck."

"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

“I’m telling ye, we’re born fer battle - we slash straight at their knees!”

“I’m telling ye, we’re born fer battle - we slash straight at their knees!”

“I’m telling ye, we’re born fer battle - we slash straight at their knees!”

“I’m telling ye, we’re born fer battle - we slash straight at their knees!”

“I’m telling ye, we’re born fer battle - we slash straight at their knees!”

“I'll take an attentive reconnaissance unit over a fine cavalry brigade any day.”

“With each arrow I loose, I think of my da. He'd be proud. I think.“

“Summer sun reflecting in the quiet waters of the Alba - that’s Nilfgaard to me.”

"No Nordling pikemen or dwarven spearbearers can hope to best trained cavalry."

"He always grants exactly what you wish for. That's the problem."

"Fear not the shadows, but the light."

"Eat enough of them, and the world will never be the same…"

"You humans have… unusual tastes."

“That square should bear the names of my soldiers, of the dead. Not mine.”

"The Emperor will teach the North discipline."

"The Emperor will teach the North discipline."

"The Emperor will teach the North discipline."

"Damn things are almost cute, if you ignore the whole vicious killer aspect."

"Damn things are almost cute, if you ignore the whole vicious killer aspect."

"Damn things are almost cute, if you ignore the whole vicious killer aspect."

"Many've tried to defeat Olaf. But won't hear about it from them - they're dead."

"At least you now know I don't easily lose my head."

"Soon the power of kings will wither, and the Lodge shall seize its rightful place."

"The sick rave about a boil-pocked woman surrounded by herds of rabid rats…"

"I's a war veteran! ... spare me a crown?"

"I's a war veteran! ... spare me a crown?"

"I's a war veteran! ... spare me a crown?"

"Learned a lot at Braibant Military Academy. How to scrub potatoes, for instance."

"Even the rain in this land smells like piss."

"You'll die as painfully as that pathetic traitor Windhalm did."

"I've bled for Redania! I've killed for Redania... Dammit, I've even raped for Redania!"

"I've bled for Redania! I've killed for Redania... Dammit, I've even raped for Redania!"

"They say the Impera fear nothing. Untrue. Renuald scares them shitless."

“Stare into their eyes, feast on their terror. Then go in for the kill.”

"Come on, Roach! Faster!"

"The rotten smell brings back childhood memories"

"The Daughter of the Kaedweni Wilderness."

"Beautiful, pure, fierce - the perfect icon for a rebellion."

"Time to look death in the face."

"Pillars of flame turn the mightiest to ash. All others tremble in shock and awe."

"I was there, on the front lines! Right where the fightin' was the thickest!"

"Warfare is mere sound and fury - diplomacy is what truly shapes history."

"I never miss twice."

"I love the clamor of siege towers in the morning. Sounds like victory."

"We're on the same side, witcher. You'll realize this one day."

"The Lodge lacks humility. Our lust for power may yet be our undoing."

"This ain't no normal storm. This here's the wrath of the gods."

"My mark scars the face of our future empress. That is my proudest achievement."

“He ploughin’ wears golden armor. Golden. ‘Course he’s an arsehole.”

"The emperor also thought him an accidental king. At first."

"And hands off the girl! Whatever we may be, we're not savages."

"Fuck off! We aren't all ploughin' philanderers. Some of us have depth..."

“Albaaaa! Forward!! Alba! Long live the Emperor!”

"Big. Bad. Ugly. Squats in the sewers."

"I'd gladly kill you from up close, stare in your eyes… But you reek, human."

“Castle won’t batter itself down, now will it? Get them trebuchets rollin'!”

“Castle won’t batter itself down, now will it? Get them trebuchets rollin'!”

"I can take care of myself. Trust me."

"Haaaargh! After me, if ye've the bollocks!"

"For a fire mage, he's not very… flamboyant."

"There's never been a problem a well-planned assassination couldn't solve."

"A patriot... and a real son of a bitch."

"Better to live one day as a king than a whole life as a beggar."

"If you're to be hanged, ask for water. Anything can happen before they fetch it."

"Also calls himself Borkh Three Jackdaws… he's not the best at names."

"Discipline is the Empire's deadliest weapon."

"'Vrihedd? What's that mean?' 'Trouble.'"

"'Vrihedd? What's that mean?' 'Trouble.'"

"Hatred burns brighter than any fire, and cuts deeper than any blade."

"They say Hemdall's heart swells whenever the longships sail out on a raid."

"Wolves aren't as bad as they say. Werewolves, though - they're worse."

"Imagine a cross between a winged snake and a nightmare. Wyverns are worse."

“We are the drops of rain that together make a ferocious storm.”

"The world belongs to whoever's best at crackin' skulls and impregnatin' lasses."

"Magic is Chaos, Art and Science. It is a curse, a blessing and a progression."

"Want some?"

Rooaaaar!

"If I acquit myself well, perhaps next they'll post me somewhere civilized."

"If I acquit myself well, perhaps next they'll post me somewhere civilized."

"The Zerrikanian Desert used to be a lush garden. Then these came along."

"Life without old mates and booze is like a woman without a rump."